I saw the hit count on this blog quadruple last week so I thought I'd better check what my few visitors were looking for and lo and behold it was people looking for the text of the new Shameless introduction. Nothing unusual there as over the years most visitors are looking for that or the link to WNXX but it seems I have failed.
What you've all been looking for is the NEW new Shameless Intro.
Well here it is as far as I can get it despite the muffled and sometime unintelligible bits.
Anyway 'ere 'tis...
Anyone watching thinking, "we know fuck all about knowing fuck all about 'owt", needs to watch their back.
So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunk sending prices sky high literally, literally taking the grass off its own roots.
Now you've got your con-dem-nation, Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dibs up.
Have we had a national fucking stroke or what?
Is revolution a word or was it never?
Anybody watching needs to know we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth.
Well for fuck sake we live in Manchester and they charge us for water.
I wandered lonely as a cloud necking mushrooms rarely found. Green and pleasant land in ancient times?
Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.
It's not theirs anymore. This is our England now.
Correct me if I'm wrong please.
Full credit to the author.
Thanks anon. for the 'necking', Regards.
Thanks anon. for the 'skunk', Regards.
Thanks anon. for the 'clown', Regards.
...following the Comment below and listening again I think it is probably 'cloud' after William Wordsworth. Ta Anon. Regards.
Yes of course 'owt' is correct rather than 'ought'. Thanks Anon. Regards.
...so is it 'alter boys picking dibs up' or 'alter boys picking dimps up'? Regards.